If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
“There are good people working at Apple [probably somewhere, but not App Review] who will read this [doubtful], be frustrated [not likely], and hopefully try to fix the situation. [definitely not]”
In my five years of development for iOS, the App Review team has by far been the most incompetent, illogical, inefficient, inconsistent, unreasonable “team” I have ever had the misfortune of working with. Good luck.